Sinicorp Industries Announces Partial Return
"That's Partial, not party..." announced CEO and former Inmate of the Kingston Correctional Facility, Tim
'Vodka' von Sinister. "We strive to provide the same level of service our customers and shareholders have come to appreciate,
but our recent relocation and resourcing readjustments require ricious rutbacks..." The rest of the press statement degenerated
into incomprehensible bubbling noises.