Hi, my name is Billy. I'm twelve years old and live in a houseboat in the middle of the Carribean with my family. My daddy is a one-legged fisherman who claims that he's hunting an albino whale, but he mainly just catches dolphins in his non-dolphin safe nets. They taste funny, but we eat them anyway. My mommy is like Regan from The Exorcist only without an exorcism. She likes to have sex with the crucifix my dad hangs on the wall. She yells a lot and it makes me sad. And she pukes over everything, but everything smells like dolphin guts anyway, so I don't really mind.

But I really really wanna be a goth. I mean, I'm really morbid. I like to gut the dolphins myself with a dirty piece of glass. And then I take their blood and dribble it on my face, because that's a really gothic thing to do. I wanna go shop at Hot Topic, but there aren't any Hot Topic houseboats near mine. So instead I just wear the pink ballerina costume and male athletic groin protector that my daddy gave me for my eighth birthday. But I've scribbled all over them with a permanent marker and smeared them with dolphin feces. So I think it's a really really goth outfit.

Everyone here talks about having to listen to certain music, but I don't know what you're talking about. The only music I ever hear is my father playing the accordion. But I shout along with really angry lyrics about hating everything and wanting to kill myself, so I think my music is goth.

I'll bet I'm the most gothic one here. But I want you all to say so. So am I goth? Can I be goth?

YoUrS fOrEvEr in PaYnE,
BiLlLie

:p Be goff. Kill dolphins.

Where do you come up with this stuff, SS?

Poor kid.

hell yeah, there is nothing more goth then shouting angry lyrics while wearing a pink ballerina costume and someone is playing the accordion.

now try to get a black pet dolphin

Greetings and Merry Meet!

I am Nyght Ravyn Jasmyn Poe... I live in the middle of Kansas where there aren't any paved roads. I refuse to go out of my house beacuse I will catch sunlight. I am the reincarnated soul of a 13th century vampyre, and I can not torture my soul with the payn of daylight so I refuse to get a normal job. I love reading my own poetry. Want to hear some?
Ok, here goes...

O black night
that covers the sky
that awakens my vampyric soul
I feast on the red blood
And wine
And lay in my graveyard waiting for death


Don't you guys love it that walmart is open 24 hours a day? That way I can ride my bike there in the last light of the day to get hairspray and black eyeliner pencils! I love wearing 100 pounds of crushed velvet and drawing cobwebs all over my face in the dark... Oh my totured soul...
Oh and I am Wiccan too. I just initiated myself to Wicca last Tuesday under the light of the full moon with my 8th grade school play witch hat on.
But am I goth? Aren't I the gothiest goth of all gothdom in the land of gothiness? I have a gothic vampyre soul. The only music I have access to is Garth Brooks but he's gothic. I mean, he dresses in black and everything!
So im off to write more dark and tortured poetry *throws hand to forehead* and avoid my mom who won't get off my case about not getting a job.
Blessed Be,
Nyght Ravyn Jasmyn Poe



Edited By blood_rose on 1035832876

Too damn funny! LMFAO!

HAHAHA!! :b Just reading the name alone brought the tears of laughter to my eyes!

I don't whether to be disturbed or to laugh at these posts,but all I can honestly say is: Don't Mess With the Wiccans. They have powers...political powers!

Wouldn't that make him Goth Brooks?

HAHAHA! (:

Would you believe me if I told you my brother dropped me on my head as an infant?

Well believe me. (:

SS

Thanks, for making my evening.

I, for one, believe you, SS! I'm only curious as to how many times you were dropped! *)

I want to know if I can drop him on his head a few times. I think that would be a good destresser for me.

Go for it. Shouldn't make a difference at this point. According to my quick total, I have had at least nine significant hits to the head in my life (as in caused unconsciousness, inability for eyes to focus, messed up motor skills, et cetera), though I may be forgetting a couple. Funny how that works...

SS