Earn some goth points by corrupting another person's wish and then post your own!

Example:
{I wish I had a candy cane and hot chocolate
Granted- but they're both poisoned.}

I'll start.

I wish I was immortal.

Granted - but you have to spend eternity listening to Justin Bieber.

I wish I was ambidextrous.

Okay, but like Tithonus, you will continue to age forever.

And Minnie answered it before I could post.... okay then:



Alright but your arms would both be controlled by Justin Bieber and you would literally be his to command!

I wish I could Fly.

Granted. But the TSA will follow you around, giving you continual "pat downs."

I wish it would snow enough for me to build a snow fort.

-- Nephele

Granted. But there would be too much snow to go outside!

I wish I could teleport myself.

Granted ~ But you can only teleport to nasty port-a-loos.

I wish I had a clean notebook.

Granted- But the ink rubs easily off the paper.

I wish I had more coffee.

Granted ~ But it's coffee grounds chewed and spit back out by ogres!

I wish I had a cat.

Granted!- But it'll eat you if you stop petting its stomach

I wish I had wings

Granted-- But your wings are made of cardboard and cannot support your weight for flight.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted!-You are now dead and will be taking a long dirt nap

I wish I could sing well

Granted-- But you can only sing the work of Britney Spears or Kanye West.

I wish I could visit Paris

Granted, But sadly the city was destroyed by a mass attack... There's only ashes on there. Sorry

I wish I had super strenght

Granted-- But you can only use it while dancing wildly.

I wish I had a garden

Granted. But some alien seeds took root in your garden and now you're forced to feed Audrey II.

I wish my black nail polish would never chip.

-- Nephele