Doesn't it amaze you that most people assume that you actually care what they think? Nice comeback, by the way.

Thanks, Ledge -- and, yah, really. What amazes me the most is the condescension that spills out of the mouths of the dullest people affecting an air of superiority.

-- Nephele

Does this thread include how Goths answer non-Goth-related stupid questions? Before Christmas I went to the closest big town with a wonderful craft market. I travel in a fully Gothed-out wheelchair. The announcer had just told us there'd been an accident on the line, so they'd have to send us in the opposite direction to clear some space on the platforms. I asked the conductor how I should go about getting from there back home, and the following exchange made a few people giggle:

"So, what's the connection between (a) (where they're sending us) and (b) (my home?)
"Don't worry your little head about it dear," *scruffles my hair*
"Don' let the wheelchair fool you, I can still kick your ass."

He looked a bit surprised by that one, but at least he found me a timetable to get home...

Ye gods, that conductor is guilty of what must be the worst kind of condescending crap. I liked your comeback, CH!

-- Nephele

XD that is too good! I spillled hot chocolate on myself laughing

Nephele..... you're awesome for many reasons . . . but tonight when I read this, you just went up 10 cool points in my book.

The other day when I was wearing full makeup and nailvarnish, some one asked me if I lived in a castle a ate rats! I told to shove his rats where the sun don't shine. heh heh heh

"Why do you choose to dress like that?"

"I don't. It chooses me." *sinister stare until they walk away*

Maybe I enjoy confusing people and freaking them out a little too much...

Kinda like "the beer is addicted to me! Help!"

"Don't you own any other colors besides black?"

"Depends on the occasion; Darker black for my satanic rituals, and a lighter black for my human sacrifices." <- Immediately followed by creepy murderer smile.

"For blood moons, I don a crimson cloak."

~ My answer.

-- Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:21 am --




I tell ya.... buffalo wings just find their way to my stomach all on their own

But the beer is addicted to me! I swear!

After which the sunglasses are removed revealing truly gruesome custom contact lenses

In class I was putting together a PowerPoint Presentation about Adulthood and I decided, in morbid sense of humor to use a picture I found called Danse Macabre as the centerpiece artwork for the presentation.

My teammate looks at me and says "Don't pictures like that give you nightmares?"

I looked down at my gothic clad self and replied "Honey, I am the nightmare."

We ended up changing the picture to something more platonic. I was outvoted.

Rofl omg yes! Nice one