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Don't know if this is fashion or gothgeek but it appears they have a line of RPG prefumes that make you smell like whatever fantasy class or race you want to be. What does it smell like, i have no idea...i would think that an orc would smell rather nasty

http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html

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Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:29 pm
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Is it bad this made my day? However, the "Evil" perfume doesn't sound as pleasant as playing an RPG with that alignment. :(

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Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:20 pm
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Interesting. I wonder why they don't have a scent for gnomes or assassins? Gnomes are not the same as halflings or dwarves. Assassins are not the same as rogues(although they have some of the same skills like stealth, lockpicking and trap detection/disarming).

I had a Gnome Assassin once. ;p

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Assassin perfume would be a can of Neutradol, it might be a bad move to stand out in a stinky way. No curries or spicy food for you young killers! *parp*

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Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:28 am
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EVIL
Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.


Wtf? Everyone knows that evil smells like Bristol Palin's underpants.

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Don't diss Bristol! I'm living here at the moment. :evil:

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Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:21 am
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Letalis Senium wrote:
Don't diss Bristol! I'm living here at the moment. :evil:


Ha!

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"Bristols" are slang for (big) tits, also Bristol was an important port for slaves, spices and tobacco.

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Letalis Senium wrote:
"Bristols" are slang for (big) tits...


I now have this image of gun-lovin', former beauty queen Sarah Palin having created a portmanteau of "bra" and "pistol" for the name of her vapid daughter. ("Don't mess with the Tea Party! Our women-folk carry bra-pistols!")

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I'll admit- I'd try the magic perfume.

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Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:27 am
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I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.

What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death...

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kitten-in-a-casket wrote:
I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.

What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death...


Maybe we should ask Voltaire? :mrgreen: :wink:

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kitten-in-a-casket wrote:
I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.

What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death...


Dirt, putrescence, decay....as for the Necromancer, I imagine it might be cinnamon? :lol:

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kitten-in-a-casket wrote:
I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.

What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death...


Dirt, putrescence, decay....as for the Necromancer, I imagine it might be cinnamon? :lol:


Prefer your Necromancers spicy?

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It would have to be spicier than regular magick, wouldn't it? :P

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