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DraconisX
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Joined: May 2010 Posts: 202 Location: Kent, OH Gender:
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 RPG perfume
Don't know if this is fashion or gothgeek but it appears they have a line of RPG prefumes that make you smell like whatever fantasy class or race you want to be. What does it smell like, i have no idea...i would think that an orc would smell rather nasty http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com/rpg.html
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| Sat Apr 23, 2011 6:29 pm |
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kitten-in-a-casket
Malbolge
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 Re: RPG perfume
Is it bad this made my day? However, the "Evil" perfume doesn't sound as pleasant as playing an RPG with that alignment. 
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| Sat Apr 23, 2011 9:20 pm |
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Wolfmammy
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 Re: RPG perfume
Interesting. I wonder why they don't have a scent for gnomes or assassins? Gnomes are not the same as halflings or dwarves. Assassins are not the same as rogues(although they have some of the same skills like stealth, lockpicking and trap detection/disarming).
I had a Gnome Assassin once. ;p
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:05 am |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
Joined: January 2009 Posts: 5777 Location: Bed Gender:
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Assassin perfume would be a can of Neutradol, it might be a bad move to stand out in a stinky way. No curries or spicy food for you young killers! *parp*
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:28 am |
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Nephele
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Joined: November 2008 Posts: 6770 Location: New York Gender:
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 Re: RPG perfume
Quote: EVIL Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root. Wtf? Everyone knows that evil smells like Bristol Palin's underpants. -- Nephele
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:17 am |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
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 Re: RPG perfume
Don't diss Bristol! I'm living here at the moment. 
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:21 am |
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Nephele
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 Re: RPG perfume
Letalis Senium wrote: Don't diss Bristol! I'm living here at the moment.  Ha! -- Nephele Still can't fathom what possessed Sarah Palin to name her stupid, skanky, "sexual abstinence" promoting daughter "Bristol."
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:32 am |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
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 Re: RPG perfume
"Bristols" are slang for (big) tits, also Bristol was an important port for slaves, spices and tobacco.
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:36 am |
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Nephele
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 Re: RPG perfume
Letalis Senium wrote: "Bristols" are slang for (big) tits... I now have this image of gun-lovin', former beauty queen Sarah Palin having created a portmanteau of "bra" and "pistol" for the name of her vapid daughter. ("Don't mess with the Tea Party! Our women-folk carry bra-pistols!") -- Nephele
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| Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:42 am |
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Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8328 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: RPG perfume
I'll admit- I'd try the magic perfume.
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| Mon Apr 25, 2011 11:27 am |
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kitten-in-a-casket
Malbolge
Joined: October 2010 Posts: 445 Gender:
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 Re: RPG perfume
I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.
What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death...
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| Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:53 am |
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Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8328 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: RPG perfume
kitten-in-a-casket wrote: I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.
What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death... Maybe we should ask Voltaire? 
_________________ "May I have the Enlightenment of Buddha, the Peace of Gandhi, the Balance of Loazi, the Confidence of Hypatia, the Logic of Dawkins, and the Science of Sagan to guide me in all things." -Midi
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| Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:54 am |
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Wolfmammy
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 Re: RPG perfume
kitten-in-a-casket wrote: I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.
What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death... Dirt, putrescence, decay....as for the Necromancer, I imagine it might be cinnamon? 
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| Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:42 pm |
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kitten-in-a-casket
Malbolge
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 Re: RPG perfume
Wolfmammy wrote: kitten-in-a-casket wrote: I do find it amusing that there's no Human perfume.
What would Necromancer smell like? Aside from death... Dirt, putrescence, decay....as for the Necromancer, I imagine it might be cinnamon?  Prefer your Necromancers spicy?
_________________ Trade Ambassador of Gothsylvania.
“Most of the shadows of life are caused by standing in our own sunshine.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, was it worth it?"
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| Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:43 pm |
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Wolfmammy
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 Re: RPG perfume
It would have to be spicier than regular magick, wouldn't it? 
_________________ Merciful Shadows
I'm on the quest for immortality here people! Down with death!! ~ Carpi
In America, law violates you! ~ Arq
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| Thu Apr 28, 2011 12:46 pm |
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