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Expensive laundry detergent for a Valentine's Day gift?? only if he wants his mouth washed out with it :twisted:

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...The whole list is terrible! Valentine's Day gifts, not so! The "Forget Me Knot" ring might have some redeeming qualities with the right girl in mind, but all in all, it makes me wonder what women they talked to for this. :|

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It's interesting that the gifts for girlfriends were nicer than those for wives. What does THAT say? :roll:

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Smoooooth men writing for GQ. :roll:

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The knives could come in handy... :twisted:


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How many couples are going to spolit up due to following that advice? I don't celebrate Valentines day but if i did I'd lie to get: flowers (seasonal posey is nice), perfume, chocolates (the expensive kind), lingerie (the expensive kind!) or jewellery- failing that a make-up voucher or Clarins skincare is always welcome.

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I love getting art/ fashion/ design books but I absolutly HATE getting CDs or DVDs as presents- and every year my freinds buy me more DVDs- we have over 800 of them and no where to store them all- and I never watch them! So I have 2 brand new DVDs in wrapping sitting at home- and I can't ebay them as my friends would know- and the worse bit is that i have to buy them presents etc.- so it's like I got £50.00 and shoved it down the drain!

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I think it's intentional.

They try to get someone to breakup from following their advice so they can get them to read articles about how to find a new person and the cycle starts over.

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One thing I will NOT be giving my man for Valentine's Day, is a subscription to GQ.

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Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:05 am
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Nephele wrote:
One thing I will NOT be giving my man for Valentine's Day, is a subscription to GQ.

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Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:06 pm
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Oh excellent, I was stumped as to what to get for valentines!
Thanks Harpy, you're a lifesaver!! :)

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If you DO use that list, I may have to go over there and save your life :shock:

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harpy wrote:
If you DO use that list, I may have to go over there and save your life :shock:


Quick! Before we have a thread, "I don't know why it ended, it was going so good!"

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I actually like the camera...hey what can I say, I love cameras & the 6os lol

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Why do I get the distinct feeling this was made as a mockery? The camera is nice, but...laundry detergent and a pillow?! Who is the sexist married pig who came up with these ideas? Oh, women will flip alright...flip their men over the nearest balcony onto the pavement.

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The laundry liquid for Valentines Day is rather tactless.The only one I wouldn't Ebay on the spot is the basic gift of soap, and c'mon. $11 for soap is just wanky.

I can say specifically that I wouldn't want any one of those gifts...and generally that what's published in mens mags is teaching pure tripe. Yes, I've seen 'mens mag' sites that perpetuate some pretty screwed up attitude and advice.

Oh yeah, and fuck Valentines Day too.

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