Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that.

They are joking, aren't they?

Or maybe it's a (not so serious) attempt to get more males interested in cooking?

Maybe we should go together to a place that has a female chef and kitchen staff?

Maybe we should go together to a place that has a female chef and kitchen staff?

My turn Nephele, to gross out.

Don't order the white wine! Especially if it comes in a furry cup. The red? Don't even ask...

Avoid the red if you see a funny-looking "tea bag" in it.

-- Nephele

A disgusting vampire joke, anyone?

A vampire walks into a bar. He sits down and asks the bartender for a cup of blood. The bartender shrugs his shoulders and gets the vampire a cup of blood.

A few minutes later, another vampire walks in and sits down. He also asks for a cup blood. The bartender gets him a cup of blood.

A few more minutes pass and yet a third vampire walks in and sits down. He asks the bartender for a cup of hot water. The bartender, looking puzzled, says to the vampire, "Wait a minute! Two other vampires were just here and they ordered blood to drink. Why do you want hot water?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says: "It's ok, I'm just having tea."