whatever comes to hand. Prefer cider though

coke n jack,jager bombs,blacktooth grins,bullseyes,baileys coffee,straight liquor,bud light,budweiser,coors light,absinthe,wine (red),screwdrivers,hell whatever i got or you got or we got we can come up with something,but lately been trying to cut back on drinking,so i'm trying ?

I just missed a Wurzels gig, but found out they are back tomorrow! Singing "I am a cider drinker, I drinks it all of the day..."

Singing that'll DEFINITELY get you thrown out of a restaurant.

Just before paying hopefully..

Sounds like you have a plan in mind.

Go to the most expensive restaurant in town.
Order the most expensive thing on the menu.
Eat it.
Throw a smoke bomb.
Run out under cover of smoke.

You'd have to set the smoke bomb off in the bathroom, just in case they have a camera pointed on or around your table!

Hell now since I think of it, just use the diversion from Mr. and Mrs. Smith. That should do the trick.

Hmmmm.... Bombs... Poison...

Maybe this should be renamed the "Murder" thread!

Red-headed sluts have been my poison for the last five years or so. I also enjoy the following drinks.

Hpnotiq, straight up.
Long Island iced tea
Jello shots (love them things, when they are made right anyway)


I stay the hell away from blue mother fuckers and Wild Turkey nowadays. Blue cocktails in general (even Hpnotiq if I have more than one) fuck me up really good for some reason. And I had all of two and a half shots of Wild Turkey the night of the Superbowl... I wanted to just die the next day. I would have been perfectly happy if someone offered to put me out of my misery that Monday. I have no idea how I made it through work that day.

Mmmm... Most blue cocktails have blue curacao in them. It may be an ingredient in that which causes the problem.

I'm really not sure why I do that. I can drink equal amounts of long islands and blue mother fuckers (basically a blue long island from what I can tell) and I get SOOOO sick from the latter. I remember having two - TWO!!! - when I was in NYC at a party a couple years back. Later that night, my friend had to grab my head and aim it into the garbage can (after I said I wouldn't make it to the bathroom). We still laugh about it to this day actually. Then on Halloween last year the same thing happened - though I managed not to toss my cookies, I felt like hell that night and was wishing I had.

Could be an ingredient in the blue curacao, not sure. Sucks if that is the case, those blue drinks are damn tasty!

I was looking at a bottle of blue curacao yesterday to try and establish what might be causing the problem. Interestingly, it stated that the coloration came from blue food colour, though what that actually meant wasn't disclosed.

I'm always up for a little 'Sex on the Beach'. Oh damn, this is the drinking thread!!
Excuse me....

I used to love "electric lemonade" - blue curacao, lemonade and (was it rum or vodka? I forget) served at a (no longer in existence) bar near UCLA. At happy hour it was two for one - I remember drinking two milkshake-sized glasses of the stuff. The worst I felt was some leg rubberiness.

I was at that bar with my then-roommate one summer (she was visiting from another state, attending just for summer quarter). What she DIDN'T tell me was that she was a few weeks shy of her 21st birthday and her ID was fake. Two plainclothes cops approached us to check IDs, caught her, and promptly handcuffed her and took her to the closest police station! Later that evening she was released without having to pay bail. 6 weeks later she had a hearing with the District Attorney - and by that time she was 21 so nothing further was done.

My favourite cocktail is a Blondie, which has a lot of nice things in it. It is closely followed by a Weeping Jesus.

My most drunk spirits are Archers and Vodka.

My favourite shot is Jeagermeister.

My favourite wine is the Three Pebble Bay Zinfandel Rose.

And my favourite drink in general is water