You know you're goth if you're a memeber of goth.net

You know you're goth if you get pissed when people say Evanescence or Marilyn Manson is goth music. (Even if you like them.)

you know you're goth if you get freaky when your parents kill you for wearing dark make-up and granny boots on a family reunion. ♥

***and I lost my skull necklace that im supposed to wear for halloween. where can it possibly be?...***☻▬♥

You are a cheap goth when you but it at the dollar store ...
(no, i don't have any cereal bowl with fake blood in it, nor a spider plate full of candies, nor the complete set of glasses for halloween ...)


What, it is not ?
it's a joke !


you're not just a goth, you're a ready-to-serve goth !

You know you're a goth when people asks you if you sleep in a coffin
(Thanks NCIS)

You know you're goth if your local community theater invites you over so they can show you to the costume crew.

"Kel, turn around. Okay, now lift the hem of your skirt about three inches. Yeah, I want the chorus to be wearing that."

You know you're goth when your face isn't red in the morning after sleeping upside down.

You know you're goth when people look at you and think they missed the 29th and 30th of october.

Yeah, so they're not that good. Im tired.

You know you're a goth if, upon seeing you dolled up for the evening, your roommate comments that the morgue is ready for you.


You know you're a goth if you had no idea who Amy Grant was, but are shocked and confused when people have never heard of And Also the Trees.

No one has posted lately but im bored soo..
You know your Goth if you find a skeleton in your closet of a person that wasn't murdered (Bad i know i forgot my other ones)

You know your Goth if in school they ask what your favorite pet is. You reply, "My Vampire Bat."

You know your Goth if its noon and your house is still pitch black..

HA i remember some:
You know your Goth if your running from the cops and all you have to do is sit in the shadows to hide.

You know your Goth if your sad at a wedding and happy at a funeral.

You know your Goth if you go to church wearing all black, piercings and a shirt that says, "I worship a higher power - Black" (Bad i know..)

Most of those are true.. I did have a skeleton in my closet (fake of course and it was from Halloween and my mom was throwing it away), I do want a pet bat, and my house is always dark..

You know you're goth if you like your spaghetti black.

you know your goth when you "poop" bats
smile and people ask whats wrong
say my black is blacker then your black
have celtic knotwork tatooe down your spine and trailing 5 ft on the ground after you.
you get haloween and chritsmas mixed up

You know you're goth when you serve your Thanksgiving turkey trussed up in a darling little black corset. (The corset is on the turkey -- although you can wear one, too.)

-- Nephele

You know your goth if you find "Johnny the Homicidal Maniac" funny

when you are routinely told to shut up, when engaged in fascinating discusions as your morbid curiosity isnt to everyones tastes.

you scare old ladies when only semi dressed up...

No really, it happened the other day at the bank!!!

You know our Goth if:
Posers call you a poser...
Wanna-Bes worship you
People ask if its Halloween already when you walk around WalMart (Its happened before)

Ah yes, I've had this before. When I've told little spooky-kids that Cradle of Filth, Nightwish, Marilyn Manson, etc. weren't Goth bands, they assumed I was a "poseur" who listened to Indie. o_O