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Uwe Boll challenges critics to Boxing Match - Not a joke

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Wintermute Malbolge Joined: July 2005 Posts: 282 Location: New York Gender:	This isn't a joke The man responsible for The House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark movies apparently has really had it with his critics. _________________ Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:27 pm

Nachtzehrer Nessus Joined: September 2002 Posts: 4383 Location: Hollywood, California Gender:	Oh. My. God. It would be an honor to beat Uwe Boll to a bloody pulp, and it would make me feel sooooooo good . . . ~Nachty, who has a list of directors he would like to dismember~ _________________ "The sleep of reason breeds monsters" ~Francisco de Goya "You see, to them you're just a freak . . . like me!" ~The Joker
Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:49 pm

Li'l Nicky Stygia Joined: July 2004 Posts: 210 Location: Sydney, Australia Gender:	I'm sure it will be entertaining but I wouldn't want to see an entire shitty movie just to see something that would last a few minutes. I would warn others not to pay money to see it and just wait for the clip to come up over the internet. Just smells of marketing. _________________ WHAT? A SPACE ON THE INTERNET THAT's APPARENTLY MINE? GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!. We have gone from one corporate conglomerate controlling the media to thousands of geeks publishing their own worthless opinions" Homer Simpson
Fri Jun 23, 2006 12:14 am

Wintermute Malbolge Joined: July 2005 Posts: 282 Location: New York Gender:	I'm sure marketing is a part of it, but still, he challenged his critics to a boxing match. What is this guy smoking? Anyway, here's hoping he gets his franchise destroying ass kicked. _________________ Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day.
Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:08 pm

Grey Loki Maladomini Joined: May 2004 Posts: 551 Location: England Gender:	I hope he gets beaten to a bloody pulp - BloodRayne is a good series of games, and his movie is just....utter crap. _________________ There are many forms of bliss more satisfying than ignorance.
Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:35 am

surlymcdouchebag Malbolge Joined: May 2004 Posts: 381 Location: Morro Bay, Ca Gender:	(Nachtzehrer wrote: Oh. My. God. It would be an honor to beat Uwe Boll to a bloody pulp, and it would make me feel sooooooo good . . . ~Nachty, who has a list of directors he would like to dismember~ Can I be your tag-team partner??? Bloodrayne was the last straw for me... X) _________________ When did I think this was a good name??? I must've been drunk... anyway... back from Iraq if you missed my intro post and I don't think I'll be pissing off any more admins... I'm jumping on the Screw Dubya bandwagon now too! Anyway... this is me
Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:26 pm

Interfectus Erat Phlegethos Joined: May 2006 Posts: 85 Location: Norway Gender:	I put two chocolate bars on Quentin Tarantino winning the match. Any takers? _________________ What would Baltar do?
Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:31 am

SV_Harlequin Malbolge Joined: November 2005 Posts: 498 Location: London Gender:	hell, ill do it. Someone find me that idiot that wants to renake Battle Royale or the moron whos remaking The Wickerman and ill take em all on. _________________ Mal:"I would appreciate it if one person on this boat would not assume I'm an evil, lecherous hump." Zoe:"No one's saying that, sir." Wash:"Yeah, we're pretty much just giving each other significant glances and laughing incessantly."
Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:55 am

opiaterein Stygia Joined: April 2005 Posts: 220 Location: South-Eastern North Carolina Gender:	Break out the pom-poms, I'll be a cheerleader for Tarantino. I'll even steal a cheer from the Grim Adventures. Man, those were great. _________________ Who knew fire could be so cold? a N o t h e r : h E a v e n Somewhere south of Sanity.
Fri Jul 14, 2006 7:09 am

Nachtzehrer Nessus Joined: September 2002 Posts: 4383 Location: Hollywood, California Gender:	I'm not putting any money on Tarantino. Dude looks like he'd go down like a chump if the wind started blowing. Also, he made Jackie Brown, and thus needs a good boxing himself. _________________ "The sleep of reason breeds monsters" ~Francisco de Goya "You see, to them you're just a freak . . . like me!" ~The Joker
Fri Jul 14, 2006 8:16 am

opiaterein Stygia Joined: April 2005 Posts: 220 Location: South-Eastern North Carolina Gender:	Oh wow, I just learned something. Uwe Boll has a doctorate in literature? Jesus. I don't think I'd put money on Quentin, Uwe looks like a bear . . . and Quentin is looking twiggy these days. I can still pray, though. _________________ Who knew fire could be so cold? a N o t h e r : h E a v e n Somewhere south of Sanity.
Fri Jul 14, 2006 9:06 am

Markov Malbolge Joined: December 2005 Posts: 446 Location: Illinois Gender:	I would love it if Mike Tyson was one of his critics... _________________ ¤ Be realistic, demand the impossible ¤ ¤ Deviant Art ¤ ¤ MySpace ¤
Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:52 pm

opiaterein Stygia Joined: April 2005 Posts: 220 Location: South-Eastern North Carolina Gender:	/div wrote: Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press. Since some of the stuff will be in the movie, I was thinking . . . if by some chance Uwe decides he's had enough, will he jut yell, "CUT!!"? It's too bad there are so many qualifications. There are hoardes of people who would love to have a go at him. . . and it seems you have to volunteer? Maybe Tarantino won't be going out, afterall. :S _________________ Who knew fire could be so cold? a N o t h e r : h E a v e n Somewhere south of Sanity.
Sat Jul 15, 2006 9:57 am

Paradox665 Malbolge Joined: September 2006 Posts: 263 Location: Aiken, SC Gender:	Although I wouldn't call this "boxing," Uwe really kicked this guys ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw _________________ America is a place where the morally challenged exploit the fears of the mentally challenged in order to screw the financially challenged.
Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:31 pm

Selena Stygia Joined: May 2004 Posts: 201 Location: Portugal Gender:	(Paradox665 wrote: Although I wouldn't call this "boxing," Uwe really kicked this guys ass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjM2w5FOPQw Yeah, I've heard that Uwe was a boxeur back then, or something. Crap. :O
Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:57 am

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