I recived this in response to my poetry on goth.net. I am Christopher... i laughed... I am not sure if this is the right forum to put something like this, but i found it humorus, so i figured it should work.



Wow... i am not gay, i am 35% gay... or as i call it, selectively bisexual



I am Canadian, not American... and my mom isn't embarassed, she is happy that me being gothic is keeping me from the ever fun drug scene(not against drugs, as i smoke pot on the odd occasion, but not deep into it either)



Ok... i am going to do this why?

Does anyone else recive this hate mail, and find it comical someone would take 5 miniutes to even right gibberish like this? Do they really think i am going to get upset.

I don't know i just put this up.. Maybe so some of you might get a laugh, or Luna in her Forum weeding glory with lock it... but, hey. Luna, your awsome either way :b

I'd have to say no here- I've never received hate mail, but yes- I find it hilarious that someone takes the time to write this nonsense and then to actually press the send button. And yes, I'd say that they probably do think you'll be upset


LMAO!! Thats the best way I've ever heard it described!!!


I agree with that too! Luna, you are awesome! (:

-Princess Of Darkness-

While it's true I am awesome, I don't know what you're worried about. I only weed out stupidity. This was at least entertaining.

yet another example of someone with too much time on their hands...but this gothic scum finds it funny nonetheless

Wow, interesting email indeed. Obviously this is just someone who sees things in black and white and has probably been fed racist/homophobe philosophy all their life. At least, that's just my impression. Sad, really. These kinds of people should spend less of their time being hateful and negative. Too bad you can't really explain it to them...

That is quite humorous to me and I'm glad to see it doesn't really affect you, as no hate mail really should.
Funny!

-DM

I love hate mail, it is always so pathetic. Then I subscribe their email address to lots of "get free porn" things so they get spammed to oblivion.

Wow, so far he's the 2nd person to call me scum *dances*
Spike so do I.

I wish I'd thought of that.

poeple think your american and your canadian hehehe

Scum? Nah, you know they're practically the scum, formed at the bottom of your boots, trying to stand out, too thick to realise you could easily crush them, they're de-evolutionising the human race, trying to move on from their amoeba like state into a basic form of human personality. If you can call it that, of course.

I always find that sort of mail amusing.

This is somewhat off-topic, but this hatemail reminded me of the time someone e-mailed me a few years ago saying I should get shot by Tupac when he came back to life in 2003.

Sounds like a colorful character.

I wish I got hatemail. It would give me a whole new level of entertainment. (Watching my sister crawl on her head is getting old.)


.A. *devising some way of exposing himself to silly hatemail*