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Did you see the new Rammstein video? the porno one...

What do you think? It's shocking like they intended, but not in a cool way. It looks like they were out of ideas.

" -Yo guys, how will this video look like?
-It has to shock people... I don't know... any ideas?
-...
-...
- Ok then, we'll go to plan B !
- You mean a video where we actually kill a bunch homeless jackoffs?
- No you arschgesicht, that's plan C, we're not that desperate!...we make a musical porno!
-woow
-ohhh
- ya, das ist gud !!" :)

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Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:25 am
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The ending "Ja das ist gut" was the icing on the cake... that made me laugh. Thanks! XD

And on topic, no i haven't seen the video, but i have heard about it. Quite a lot. I do have the song though.


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I suppose it's to be expected since the song is called "Pussy". :lol:

I found a link for it, but I think I will refrain from posting it. You want to see it, go do a Google search.

~spidey, who tends to agree with Henry

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The most disturbing thing in that video is the emo wig he is sporting. I can't believe that is his real hair.

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Letalis Senium wrote:
The most disturbing thing in that video is the emo wig he is sporting. I can't believe that is his real hair.


I disagree - I think the shemale body superimposed on the keyboardist is the most disturbing thing in that video. :P

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I disagree - I think the shemale body superimposed on the keyboardist is the most disturbing thing in that video. :P

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Er... I don't know... The fact he is a shemale in the MV is a natural result of countless beating on live shows and of being raped for a couple of times... But! I like his hair there (I mean where he's shown on the keyboard).

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Very controversal video, but enjoy the fact that they are taking the piss out of themselves.

SEX is gut in deutschland!!!


Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:46 am
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I don't like the fact that it looks like they are having unprotected sex in the video.

What? Pretty people don't get STDs?

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Wolfmammy wrote:
I don't like the fact that it looks like they are having unprotected sex in the video.

What? Pretty people don't get STDs?



I read some disturbing things: the condom is not as safe as people think, syphilis can be taken even if the partner has a condom on, because the virus can be present on the skin from the base of the penis where the condom doesn't reach.

And also there is a conspiracy theory that says that every condom has holes.It is not something intended. The holes are too small for the sperm cells to enter, but are big enough for the HIV virus to escape.

I fully embrace these beliefs, since I'm a sucker for conspiracy theories. I'm addicted to them. :mrgreen:

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Henry's_twisted_dream wrote:
syphilis can be taken even if the partner has a condom on, because the virus can be present on the skin from the base of the penis where the condom doesn't reach.

And also there is a conspiracy theory that says that every condom has holes.It is not something intended. The holes are too small for the sperm cells to enter, but are big enough for the HIV virus to escape.


So what, no sex for moi?

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Henry's_twisted_dream wrote:
Wolfmammy wrote:
I don't like the fact that it looks like they are having unprotected sex in the video.

What? Pretty people don't get STDs?



I read some disturbing things: the condom is not as safe as people think, syphilis can be taken even if the partner has a condom on, because the virus can be present on the skin from the base of the penis where the condom doesn't reach.

And also there is a conspiracy theory that says that every condom has holes.It is not something intended. The holes are too small for the sperm cells to enter, but are big enough for the HIV virus to escape.

I fully embrace these beliefs, since I'm a sucker for conspiracy theories. I'm addicted to them. :mrgreen:


That's bullshit that was put out by the catholic church to prevent premarital sex. Scientific fact does not support the claims made by the Poop or his predecessors.

Also...has Till lost some weight?

*rrrrrowllll*

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Wolfmammy wrote:
I don't like the fact that it looks like they are having unprotected sex in the video.

What? Pretty people don't get STDs?


I'm pretty sure it's a dig at the porn industry, where unprotected sex sells better than protected sex because it "maintains the fantasy". One thing I do love about Rammstein is their sense of humour.

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thetragicclown wrote:
Wolfmammy wrote:
I don't like the fact that it looks like they are having unprotected sex in the video.

What? Pretty people don't get STDs?


I'm pretty sure it's a dig at the porn industry, where unprotected sex sells better than protected sex because it "maintains the fantasy". One thing I do love about Rammstein is their sense of humour.


I like their sense of humor, as well, but I'm finding it hard(har-har) to find this vid funny. Although it is a chance to see them all nekkid, so no real complaints...

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Till had nice pecs.

Other than that, I closed out of the video after seeing him.
I wasn't impressed.

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radio/active_ wrote:
Till had nice pecs.


The song on the whole was not my cup of tea, (funny though)
but Till? *hubba hubba*. And futhermore, I agree with Spidey...the shemale body freaked me out the most...I just didn't see that one coming.

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- No you arschgesicht, that's plan C, we're not that desperate!...we make a musical porno!
-woow
-ohhh
- ya, das ist gud !!"


There's an internet right thar.

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