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Morbid Romanticist
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 Gollum-like monster emerges from lake
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2A slimy, glob-like creature dubbed Gollum has terrified children after it slithered out of a lake and clambered over the rocks towards them. In a "desperate bid to defend themselves" four children grabbed rocks from the beach and hurled them at the beast. Having killed it they picked up the body and tossed it back into the lake, before fleeing.
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Carpathian Dark Princess
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Hm. I'm honestly wondering how long it will take for it to be declared a hoax. I have to be a skeptic on this.
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| Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:32 am |
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Morbid Romanticist
Stygia
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carpathian_dark_princess wrote: Hm. I'm honestly wondering how long it will take for it to be declared a hoax. I have to be a skeptic on this. It probably is a hoax of some sort. I believe in things far crazier than this. But still, I think it's bogus.
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| Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:36 pm |
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rebvotka
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It could have been some type of animal like a sloth that was born with a strange birth defect.
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:26 am |
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Arquinsiel
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Yes you could have been.
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 10:39 am |
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Midieval Fantasy
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Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8319 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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hoax or not, the pictures were pretty...well unusual? Not that i think it is real or not, as i honestly have no opinion on that, but i did think the pictures were pretty neat (in a morbid sort of way).
If the body is fake, i give credit to the person who made it. If it is real, i must say i feel bad for whatever that poor creature was.
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:12 am |
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StarvingStudent47
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Joined: April 2002 Posts: 2974 Location: Medford, OR Gender:
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Quote: Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth without hair. http://kirkyskreations.blogspot.com/200 ... th-is.htmlThe hairless-sloth theory sounds feasible to me.
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:46 am |
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Letalis Senium
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In the upper left corner, is that hair on the body? Was it shaved? I keep thinking of the movie Eraserhead for some reason.
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:56 am |
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StarvingStudent47
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 Re: Gollum-like monster emerges from lake
As a side note, I think it's a sad comment on humanity if the story is true. An unrecognizable animal/person/thing appears, and slithers slothfully toward a group of several children. Their response? "We don't know what it is and we don't know what its intention is, so we're not going to inquire, and we're not going to flee as fast as our athletic young legs will take us...instead, we're going to KILL IT!!!"
Intergalactic wars get started thanks to people like this.
SS
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:36 pm |
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thetragicclown
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I heard of this a little while ago and I heard the general consensus was that the poor beast was a hairless sloth. My, what brave young defenders of the earth we have. 
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| Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:07 pm |
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Arquinsiel
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Joined: January 2008 Posts: 3034 Location: Dublin Gender:
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 Re: Gollum-like monster emerges from lake
StarvingStudent47 wrote: Quote: Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth without hair. http://kirkyskreations.blogspot.com/200 ... th-is.html The hairless-sloth theory sounds feasible to me. Bottom sloth looks totally chilled. He's all "yo man, whatup?" except reeeeeaaaally slooooowly.
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RONIN_13X
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Arquinsiel wrote: StarvingStudent47 wrote: Quote: Zoologist Jacobo Arauz said it was likely the creature was likely to be a mutation and suggested it could be a form of sloth without hair. http://kirkyskreations.blogspot.com/200 ... th-is.html The hairless-sloth theory sounds feasible to me. Bottom sloth looks totally chilled. He's all "yo man, whatup?" except reeeeeaaaally slooooowly. SSSSSLOOOOOOOTH FOOOOOR THEEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.....
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Lachrymose
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Joined: July 2009 Posts: 1089 Location: Zombietown, PA. Gender:
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I quit playing DnD with certain people because of this mentality. StarvingStudent47 wrote: As a side note, I think it's a sad comment on humanity if the story is true. An unrecognizable animal/person/thing appears, and slithers slothfully toward a group of several children. Their response? "We don't know what it is and we don't know what its intention is, so we're not going to inquire, and we're not going to flee as fast as our athletic young legs will take us...instead, we're going to KILL IT!!!"
Intergalactic wars get started thanks to people like this.
SS
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Letalis Senium
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 Re: Gollum-like monster emerges from lake
Lachrymose wrote: I quit playing DnD with certain people because of this mentality. StarvingStudent47 wrote: As a side note, I think it's a sad comment on humanity if the story is true. An unrecognizable animal/person/thing appears, and slithers slothfully toward a group of several children. Their response? "We don't know what it is and we don't know what its intention is, so we're not going to inquire, and we're not going to flee as fast as our athletic young legs will take us...instead, we're going to KILL IT!!!"
Intergalactic wars get started thanks to people like this.
SS I used to base traps on this premise. Then they would finally get the hint, and then try to pet the pink furry drangon... (NB: Its still a frickin' dragon!). -LS
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Wolfmammy
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Joined: March 2009 Posts: 9286 Location: Alvin, TX Gender:
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 Re: Gollum-like monster emerges from lake
Letalis Senium wrote: Lachrymose wrote: I quit playing DnD with certain people because of this mentality. StarvingStudent47 wrote: As a side note, I think it's a sad comment on humanity if the story is true. An unrecognizable animal/person/thing appears, and slithers slothfully toward a group of several children. Their response? "We don't know what it is and we don't know what its intention is, so we're not going to inquire, and we're not going to flee as fast as our athletic young legs will take us...instead, we're going to KILL IT!!!"
Intergalactic wars get started thanks to people like this.
SS I used to base traps on this premise. Then they would finally get the hint, and then try to pet the pink furry drangon... (NB: Its still a frickin' dragon!). -LS I've never heard of people calling it that before! 
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