There was this dude wearing black overalls and a label on his chest saying BOB, who worked as an automotive mechanic. A customer came up to him, sayd "hi bob" and introduced himself. The mechanic started bobbing his head, which the customer was confused about, and asked him why he was bobbing his head. So the mechanic explained, "Well you said bob" and the customer pointed at the word Bob on his chest. "Oh well thats just something i wear, dont fall so hard for labels man, what can i help you with!"

- Night Owl