I love blond jokes, even though I am blond. ^_^ They just make me laugh. So post the best blond jokes you've heard.

So, there were these three girls, a blond a redhead and a brunette. So one day they all go to this waterpark and they go down this slide and whatever you yell when your sliding down that’s what you'll land in. So the brunette goes first, and on the way down she yells. "Money!" and she lands in a pile of paper money, then the redhead goes and she yells. "Chocolate!" and of course she lands in chocolate. Now it's the blonds turn and on the way down she yells. "Weeee!" Doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what she lands in.

Three girls are stranded on an island and they come across this lamp. They rub the lamp and a gene appears. He says "For freeing me you each get one wish." So the brunette goes first, she wishes that she was back home with her family and friends. So she disappears, then it's the redheads turn and she wishes she was back at work. Then the blond goes. She thinks for a moment then says. "Gee I sure with my two friends were back here with me." x.x

An angel appears to three girls, a blond a redhead and a brunette. He says. "See these stairs, there are a hundred of them and on each one is a joke, if you can get to the top without laughing once at these jokes you can get to heaven." So first the brunette goes, she gets a little way and bursts out laughing, then the redhead, she gets a little further before the same thing happens to her. Then it's a blonds turn. She starts walking up and she doesn’t laugh, she doesn't even look like she's trying not to. Then on the 99 step she bursts out laughing and the angel asks. "You were so close why'd you laugh?" She says. "Because I just got the first joke."

I know those were lame.

What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet? Last year's hide-and-seek winner.

What did the blond say when she opened a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds."

And this gem

I see a nomination for Canadas worst driver. lol That was epic.

I know I really shouldn't but here we go.

So a blonde goes into a salon with headphones on. When the stylist asked her to take them off she said the she would absolutely, like, die without these on! So the stylist works around it. It's slow going and the blond falls asleep. The stylist takes the headphones off and keeps working on her hair. Minutes later the girl falls out of her chair dead. When the police checked what she was listening to the tape played back "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in.."

I know a couple that are pretty bad:

How do you drown a blonde?
Put a mirror at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin out and throw it back.

This one is rather morbid, but quite funny:

There's a redhead standing on the train tracks. She's jumping up and down and saying, "Ninety-five, ninety-five, ninety-five." Then along comes a blonde who says, "Hey, that looks fun!" And she starts doing the same thing. After a while, a train comes along, and the redhead jumps out of the way, but the blonde gets hit. After the train leaves, the redhead goes back and starts jumping up and down, this time saying, "Ninety-six, ninety-six, ninety-six."

Lol, that's pretty good. Here are 3 more bad ones:

When does a blonde have more than one brain cell?
When she's pregnant.

A red-head, a brunette and a blonde stumbled upon a mirror that made whoever lied to it vanish. The red-head said to the mirror "I think I'm the most beautiful of them all." and vanished. The brunette said to the mirror "I think I'm the most intelligent of them all." and vanished. Then the blonde spoke to the mirror: "I think-" and vanished.

A blonde, a red-head and a brunette are walking down an alleyway. Suddenly they find their way blocked by a man holding a gun. As he aims to shoot the red-head, she yells "flood!" The man turns round, and she runs off. The man then aims to shoot the brunette, but she shouts "earthquake!" The man turns around again, and she runs off. The man then aims to shoot the blonde. Copying the others, she yells "fire!"

These are all so funny. Wish I could remember more of the ones I new.