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Dr. Strangeduck
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For the terminally clueless

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"Do not put a person in the washer"

But...but...but...well damn. Now I need to find another way to discipline...

I always love how they say "waring: Flammable." On things whose sole purpose is to cause fires. I would hope that it is flammable.

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Classic.

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:10 pm
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Letalis Senium wrote:


That is too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Where is that located, do you know?

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No idea Midi, just a piccy in the album of an apparent car nut. http://s40.photobucket.com/home/vinman02

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Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:28 am
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Not stunningly dumb, but still... All sorts of "smoking kills" on a pack of cigarettes. Really??

I liked the "this product may contain nuts" one the most :lol:


Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:20 am
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Although it may not be all that stupid - peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.

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:oops: you're right.. I had no idea :oops:

But I hope eggs are eggs? (there was something like that if I remember correctly..)


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Don't worry, you're correct about that. :lol:

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Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:36 am
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morana wrote:
But I hope eggs are eggs? (there was something like that if I remember correctly..)

harpy wrote:
Don't worry, you're correct about that. :lol:

Thank goodness. I'd hate to ever say "As sure as eggs is eggs" in the knowledge that in fact, eggs aren't eggs.


Fri Mar 11, 2011 2:46 pm
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Eggs are obese sperm. Everyone knows that.

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Letalis Senium wrote:
Eggs are obese sperm. Everyone knows that.

There are... and also of the debil!


I bought a packet of mixed walnuts, brazils, almonds and hazlenuts at xmas and the warning label said "may contain nuts"... I thought to myself "well I bloody hope so as if not I wanna know what they are for all this money!"

I loved the one about the chainsaw... I can see where a person might get confused about which end of it to hold :lol:

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"big devil sperm" (with quote marks) produced no google hits. I was most disappointed. :(

More silliness: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

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You're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. :P Fill up that void.

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harpy wrote:
You're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. :P Fill up that void.


Google should have picked up the reference as they scan gnet. Any moment now....

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