"Do not put a person in the washer"

But...but...but...well damn. Now I need to find another way to discipline...

I always love how they say "waring: Flammable." On things whose sole purpose is to cause fires. I would hope that it is flammable.

Classic.

That is too funny!!!

Where is that located, do you know?

No idea Midi, just a piccy in the album of an apparent car nut. http://s40.photobucket.com/home/vinman02

Not stunningly dumb, but still... All sorts of "smoking kills" on a pack of cigarettes. Really??

I liked the "this product may contain nuts" one the most

Although it may not be all that stupid - peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.

you're right.. I had no idea

But I hope eggs are eggs? (there was something like that if I remember correctly..)

Don't worry, you're correct about that.

Thank goodness. I'd hate to ever say "As sure as eggs is eggs" in the knowledge that in fact, eggs aren't eggs.

Eggs are obese sperm. Everyone knows that.

There are... and also of the debil!


I bought a packet of mixed walnuts, brazils, almonds and hazlenuts at xmas and the warning label said "may contain nuts"... I thought to myself "well I bloody hope so as if not I wanna know what they are for all this money!"

I loved the one about the chainsaw... I can see where a person might get confused about which end of it to hold

"big devil sperm" (with quote marks) produced no google hits. I was most disappointed.

More silliness: http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml

You're just going to have to write something yourself and post it on the Web. Fill up that void.

Google should have picked up the reference as they scan gnet. Any moment now....