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 Wacky Wills! 
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Manisha
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A few months ago, I was watching something on the television which discussion a bunch of different wills that people have created over the years. There were some pretty messed up/funny wills in there which got me thinking about weird and crazy wills. So I looked some up:

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Now, wills can be tricky things and can cause much controversy, so I wanted to set a few ground rules for this tread:

Let's not start a Goth War if a will is brought up that is particularly touchy to someone.

Let's try to keep the conversation light.

To do this I propose two things.

1. If you like, look around and share with us a Wacky Will you have heard about.

and/or

2. Create your own Wacky Will and make it as insanely funny and creative (but not vulgar; espeically against any group of people. Basically: DIE FUNNY, PLAY NICELY) as possible.

(Which is why this is posted in the Humor section. Let's keep this humorous, shall we?)

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Sat Mar 05, 2011 2:18 pm
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I'm leaving my money to the Culver City Killer Duck Foundation. Every day, Harpy will have to run the gauntlet of my evil creations to pick up the money cheque. Its just my way of getting her to stay in shape and run fast, very, very fast.

To my brother I leave my sense of humor, in case his need to go to the shop for servicing.

To my sister-in-law I leave my books and all known accomplices.

To Milky goes the schnapps I can't get rid of.

To everyone else I intend to be freeze dried, and my purified fluids distributed amongst you all, so that you can have a drink of me, with me, in memory of me.

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Sat Mar 05, 2011 3:39 pm
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^^ That will is more w*nky than wacky. :P

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:19 pm
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harpy wrote:
^^ That will is more w*nky than wacky. :P


Would that be an 'o' or an 'a'? It would make quite a difference...

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:54 pm
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Your choice. :P

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:10 pm
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When I first saw this thread, I thought it was about Prince Harry's brother...


Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:12 pm
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...its all in the breeding.

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:44 pm
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Letalis Senium wrote:
To Milky goes the schnapps I can't get rid of.

:lol:
Well at least your guaranteed to get rid of it someday :P

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:20 pm
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My Wacky Will:

I give my dark demented soul to Disney Channel and their affiliates. May they now become one with the darkness and start making movies that we darklings can appricate, with exception to Tim Burton of course.

I give my heart to the Westboro Baptist Church since it is obvious that they are in bad need of one.

I give whatever writing skills and knoweldge of vampires I have to Stephenie Meyers. May she finally know that vampires do not glitter and write some decent books.

My tolerance and understanding I leave to my children.

My name I leave to Nephele. May she make many interesting anagrams with it!

My body I want to be given to Wolfie.

All of my writings on life should go immediately to Cassie.

My friendship I give to Minnie, as it is something that will always belong to her.

To Milky and Arq I give all things that I have the involve Ireland...so be prepared for a ton of Omnia music as well as The Dubliners, Irish Rovers, The High Kings, Celtic Woman, etc...

And the finale:

I want everyone to throw a huge freakin' party with me there, and reenact Voltaire's song "Happy Birthday My Olde Friend' music video.

Cheers!

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Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:45 pm
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Midieval Fantasy wrote:
My friendship I give to Minnie, as it is something that will always belong to her.

May all legacies be so welcome and enriching! :D :cry:


Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:04 pm
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