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Pucks prized proud pointy pumpkins preserved post promethium pop?

As to the charge that I have some kind of bestial, depraved, drooling mind only intent on throwing girls on four poster beds, bodice ripping and ravishing said fair maidens while laughing with haughty aloofness. Er, mostly true I'm afraid, but at least I don't milk it.

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If aloof REALLY described you, you wouldn't have said and thought (and someday done) all those things (and many more) :wink: <3

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Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:26 pm
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I'm actually a loofah. Don't call me a scubber though!. :P

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Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:32 pm
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It's my opinoin that this would be better suited for the Humor thread.

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Letalis Senium wrote:
Pucks prized proud pointy pumpkins preserved post promethium pop?

As to the charge that I have some kind of bestial, depraved, drooling mind only intent on throwing girls on four poster beds, bodice ripping and ravishing said fair maidens while laughing with haughty aloofness. Er, mostly true I'm afraid, but at least I don't milk it.
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Letalis Senium wrote:
Comes in a difficult to open container (requires practice), people should only buy the smaller size as more than a spoonful just goes to waste, serve cold to get at the cherry on top, buy two and get a free apple pie, beware of cheap plastic imitations that don't give the right mouth feel... I'd better stop now.

Hmmm... You've clearly been scouring you mammary - sorry, memory - for these...
harpy wrote:
I think you mean NO tit for tat. :P
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*hears the sirens of the approaching pun police and makes a run for it...


If the pun police comes after us, then no breast milk ice cream for her!

Tit for tat.

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harpy wrote:
So will women buying breast pumps wind up getting a free ice cream maker included in the price (don't forget the recipe book)? :P

Someone's bound to milk the idea for all it's worth.

*runs*
Nephele wrote:
I wouldn't drink the bodily fluids of some stranger, much less pay for it.

People who do are suckers. (In more ways than one.)

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Minnie d'Arc wrote:
Honestly! What boob thought of that?

I think it's best to nip it in the bud before it catches on.

You are all arrested!

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Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:12 pm
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Well, it is Inexpensive to produce and is commonly available. Can't ya just see both products...side-by-side...as they should be?


harpy wrote:
So will women buying breast pumps wind up getting a free ice cream maker included in the price (don't forget the recipe book)? :P


Remember they're now deductible expenses!

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Weard breast milk ice cream NO way in hell i am going to eat some girls breast milk that i dont know with my luck she will have aids. I was a cook for a long time how are they getting that past big brother aka F.D.A

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Weard breast milk ice cream NO way in hell i am going to eat some girls breast milk that i dont know with my luck she will have aids. I was a cook for a long time how are they getting that past big brother aka F.D.A


The restaurant that's serving the stuff is in London. No FDA, and I don't know if there's a British equivalent of our FDA.

If they can get away with selling a woman's bodily fluids in restaurants for public consumption, I would imagine that spermshakes might be next on the menu.

Oh you wacky Brits.

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Nephele wrote:
sjldog wrote:
Weard breast milk ice cream NO way in hell i am going to eat some girls breast milk that i dont know with my luck she will have aids. I was a cook for a long time how are they getting that past big brother aka F.D.A


The restaurant that's serving the stuff is in London. No FDA, and I don't know if there's a British equivalent of our FDA.

If they can get away with selling a woman's bodily fluids in restaurants for public consumption, I would imagine that spermshakes might be next on the menu.

Oh you wacky Brits.

-- Nephele

They dont have a fda i have been in a cook in a lot of resturants they cut a lot of corners with the fda but without the fda gasp.

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Letalis Senium wrote:
I'm actually a loofah. Don't call me a scubber though!. :P


Are you going to scrub my mouth out? :shock:

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The restaurant that's serving the stuff is in London. No FDA, and I don't know if there's a British equivalent of our FDA.

I give you...

http://www.food.gov.uk/ :mrgreen:

I must admit, in the present context I found the headline "Revised infant formula guidance", interesting, and particularly the explanatory note:

"The Department of Health and the Food Standards Agency have issued revised guidance for parents on the safe preparation and storage of powdered infant formula milk."

I bet they have - clearly, they're preparing to make it compulsory enabling women everywhere to contribute to the frozen dessert industry. :|
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Oh you wacky Brits.

Nobody does "mindbogglingly inane" better than us. :mrgreen:


Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:22 pm
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Are you going to scrub my mouth out? :shock:


Yes. :P


I think the US already have the beverage market covered, though I'm not sure if Merkins' have heard of this?

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Interesting how the link in the first post doesn't mention that the milk has actually been pasteurised and they screen the milk beforehand. So it's not quite some backstreet joint... but personally, not for me. Cow's milk in ice cream is quite enough! :D

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I'm udderly appalled as some of the comments here. :|

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Letalis Senium wrote:
I'm udderly appalled as some of the comments here. :|

Come now! Are you completely bereft of the milk of human kindness?

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Minnie d'Arc wrote:
Letalis Senium wrote:
I'm udderly appalled as some of the comments here. :|

Come now! Are you completely bereft of the milk of human kindness?

-- Minnie (Queen of the Cereal Offenders)



I am! Just need to find some music to calm my savage breast.

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