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Midieval Fantasy
Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8319 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Puck the WaltzQueen wrote: Granted, my narcoleptic friend.
I wish no one dies tonight. Granted. But everyone will die tomorrow. I wish I had time to really sit down and read a book.
_________________ "May I have the Enlightenment of Buddha, the Peace of Gandhi, the Balance of Loazi, the Confidence of Hypatia, the Logic of Dawkins, and the Science of Sagan to guide me in all things." -Midi
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:45 am |
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Stargazer
Nessus
Joined: December 2008 Posts: 2559 Location: East Viperz Home Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. Enjoy your Twilight I wish I was a goth 
_________________ Subigo Inimicus!
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:37 am |
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Minnie d'Arc
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. Now all the chavs in your neighbourhood hate you.
I wish Beethoven hadn't been deaf.
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:51 am |
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Midieval Fantasy
Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8319 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
DarklyInclined wrote: Granted. Now all the chavs in your neighbourhood hate you.
I wish Beethoven hadn't been deaf. Granted. But his music will now suck. I wish people would do as they say they will.
_________________ "May I have the Enlightenment of Buddha, the Peace of Gandhi, the Balance of Loazi, the Confidence of Hypatia, the Logic of Dawkins, and the Science of Sagan to guide me in all things." -Midi
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:39 pm |
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Nephele
Administrator
Joined: November 2008 Posts: 6749 Location: New York Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted! And everything they do is even more annoying than the shit they used to say they would do.
I wish there were werehorses.
-- Nephele
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:24 pm |
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Stargazer
Nessus
Joined: December 2008 Posts: 2559 Location: East Viperz Home Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. They are wild and dangerous to approach.
I wish I was invisible
_________________ Subigo Inimicus!
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| Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:04 pm |
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Nephele
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Joined: November 2008 Posts: 6749 Location: New York Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Stargazer wrote: Granted. They are wild and dangerous to approach. But... but... that would be a GOOD thing!  Quote: I wish I was invisible Granted! But now you can never keep your place in a queue. I wish the werehorses I've been granted kicked the ass of all the Twilight vampires and werewolves. -- Nephele
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:12 am |
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Stargazer
Nessus
Joined: December 2008 Posts: 2559 Location: East Viperz Home Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. They were corrupted and turned into emo-tarts
I wish I had a pen that writes what I say to. Like Rita Skiter from Harry Potter.
_________________ Subigo Inimicus!
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:35 am |
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Midieval Fantasy
Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8319 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Stargazer wrote: Granted. They were corrupted and turned into emo-tarts
I wish I had a pen that writes what I say to. Like Rita Skiter from Harry Potter. Granted. But you are now a mute. I wish people never got sick.
_________________ "May I have the Enlightenment of Buddha, the Peace of Gandhi, the Balance of Loazi, the Confidence of Hypatia, the Logic of Dawkins, and the Science of Sagan to guide me in all things." -Midi
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:47 am |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
Joined: January 2009 Posts: 5777 Location: Bed Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. Enjoy being an android.
I wish the sea was purple.
_________________ "Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so." - Doris Lessing
Jereth Magas, Gothsylvania Minister of Unnatural Resources.
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:31 pm |
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Minnie d'Arc
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Granted. And the sky's marmalade, and the world's inhabited by hippies.
I wish 11 wasn't an unlucky number.
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:56 pm |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
Joined: January 2009 Posts: 5777 Location: Bed Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. Everyone only has one finger on each hand, and counts in base 4.
I wish hippies spontaneously explode.
_________________ "Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so." - Doris Lessing
Jereth Magas, Gothsylvania Minister of Unnatural Resources.
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:20 pm |
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Midieval Fantasy
Manisha
Joined: October 2009 Posts: 8319 Location: Jacksonville Florida. Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Letalis Senium wrote: Granted. Everyone only has one finger on each hand, and counts in base 4.
I wish hippies spontaneously explode. Granted. But for every hippy that explodes two more will raise from the remains and this cycle will continue until hippies rule, and eventually overpopulate, the world therefore destroying the world by their phoenix like behavior. I wish I knew how to cook really well.
_________________ "May I have the Enlightenment of Buddha, the Peace of Gandhi, the Balance of Loazi, the Confidence of Hypatia, the Logic of Dawkins, and the Science of Sagan to guide me in all things." -Midi
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:35 pm |
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Minnie d'Arc
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Granted. Here's a "How To" book for cooking the suddenly huge population of hippies we're inflicted with.
I wish fun wasn't fun.
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:43 pm |
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Letalis Senium
Cocky Canard
Joined: January 2009 Posts: 5777 Location: Bed Gender:
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 Re: Corrupted Wish Game
Granted. The world is now governed by Disney.
I wish cookbooks could also do the cooking.
_________________ "Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so." - Doris Lessing
Jereth Magas, Gothsylvania Minister of Unnatural Resources.
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| Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:57 pm |
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