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 Corrupted Wish Game 
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Manisha
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Puck the WaltzQueen wrote:
Granted, my narcoleptic friend.

I wish no one dies tonight.


Granted. But everyone will die tomorrow.

I wish I had time to really sit down and read a book.

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Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:45 am
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Granted. Enjoy your Twilight

I wish I was a goth :P

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Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:37 am
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Granted. Now all the chavs in your neighbourhood hate you.

I wish Beethoven hadn't been deaf.


Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:51 am
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DarklyInclined wrote:
Granted. Now all the chavs in your neighbourhood hate you.

I wish Beethoven hadn't been deaf.


Granted. But his music will now suck.

I wish people would do as they say they will.

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Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:39 pm
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Granted! And everything they do is even more annoying than the shit they used to say they would do.

I wish there were werehorses.

-- Nephele


Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:24 pm
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Granted. They are wild and dangerous to approach.

I wish I was invisible

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Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:04 pm
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Stargazer wrote:
Granted. They are wild and dangerous to approach.


But... but... that would be a GOOD thing! :D

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I wish I was invisible


Granted! But now you can never keep your place in a queue.

I wish the werehorses I've been granted kicked the ass of all the Twilight vampires and werewolves.

-- Nephele


Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:12 am
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Granted. They were corrupted and turned into emo-tarts

I wish I had a pen that writes what I say to. Like Rita Skiter from Harry Potter.

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Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:35 am
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Stargazer wrote:
Granted. They were corrupted and turned into emo-tarts

I wish I had a pen that writes what I say to. Like Rita Skiter from Harry Potter.


Granted. But you are now a mute.

I wish people never got sick.

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Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:47 am
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Granted. Enjoy being an android.

I wish the sea was purple.

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Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:31 pm
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Granted. And the sky's marmalade, and the world's inhabited by hippies.

I wish 11 wasn't an unlucky number.


Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:56 pm
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Granted. Everyone only has one finger on each hand, and counts in base 4.

I wish hippies spontaneously explode.

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Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:20 pm
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Letalis Senium wrote:
Granted. Everyone only has one finger on each hand, and counts in base 4.

I wish hippies spontaneously explode.


Granted. But for every hippy that explodes two more will raise from the remains and this cycle will continue until hippies rule, and eventually overpopulate, the world therefore destroying the world by their phoenix like behavior.

I wish I knew how to cook really well.

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Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:35 pm
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Granted. Here's a "How To" book for cooking the suddenly huge population of hippies we're inflicted with.

I wish fun wasn't fun.


Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:43 pm
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Granted. The world is now governed by Disney.

I wish cookbooks could also do the cooking.

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