What be a pirate's favorite vegetable?

And I found this treasure trove...

What be Nephele's favorite thread on this har board?

"Names from the DARRRk Side."

Arrr, tis true.

-- Cap'n Neera Hell

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it was arrrrr, be ye be wrong.

It actually be the sea!

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.. A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well,", replied the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman.
"How did you get the eye-patch"?
"A seagull crapped in my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well,", said the pirate, "it was my first day with the hook."

Not a pirate joke but I did find a song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99a6DaheLqs

Here's a lame one that I know.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they just ARRRRRRR.

Sort of a Pirate Joke

Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his first mate: "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, which the captain put on and led the crew to battle the pirate boarding party.

Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending boarding parties. The crew cowered in fear, but the captain, calm as ever, bellowed: "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on. The captain and his crew repelled both boarding parties, although this time more casualties occurred.

Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's occurrences when a young ensign looked at the captain and asked: "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battles?" The captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, exhorted: "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the wound and thus, you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man.

As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the captain, their leader, for his usual command. The captain, calm as ever, bellowed: "Bring me my brown trousers!"

"Brown trousers time"

YUCK!!

Before I reached the end of that tale, I kept thinking "If this captain had ever seen 'Star Trek', he wouldn't have gotten into trouble!"

http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2010/01/07/

Sounds like she has a "pot, meet kettle" problem.

Let's gi' this thread new life in time for Talk Like a Pirate Day!

What has 12 arms, 12 legs and 12 eyes? A dozen pirates.
Why don't pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They'll just wash up on shore later.
What's the worst nightmare for a pirate on a blind date? A sunken chest with no booty.

We all know a pirates favourite music genre is arrrgh n' b, but did you know their favourite artist is Arrrgh Kelly?

And he's called that because he makes so many people go Arrrrrgggghhhh?

A pirate walks into the bar with the helm of his ship attached to the front of his pantaloons. The barman asks him, "did you know you have the wheel of your ship on your trousers?" The pirate replies...

"ARRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"