Strangely enough, ever since I saw the site, people around me have become a mine of seemingly lunatic quotations; I suspect we spend most of our days talking utter jibberish shorthand to each other, we just don't notice unless we're listening out for it.
I could quote In Passing until all of it was posted here; there's treasure on every page:
"Wait, are there two Starbucks in the mall? I just yelled at my friend for being late, and there are two Starbucks in this mall?"
"Maybe she knew she was late, so she went to the other one. To trick you."
"What kind of friends do you have? And where is the other Starbucks?"
--A girl and a barista at (surprisingly) Starbucks.