I blame you for shanking Elvis's pet duck named Steve!

I blame you for giving me the sharp object to do so!

I blame you for having the gall to take the pointed instrument from me! Who else would ever consider using a distorted musical Triangle as a deadly weapon?!

I blame victor Fleming for first creating those shoes, hydeindarkness for using musical instruments as torture devices (actually i thank him for that one), and elvis for having bought a duck.

(PS, victor Fleming was the directer of wizard of oz, and i presume when dorothy and boots were mentioned, that it was related to said movie)

**runs off carrying recently mentioned boots, giggling like a school girl**

I blame ericja for committing Mopery (exposing yourself to a blind person) while wearing only the aforementioned shoes.

I blame you for stalking him and watching him while he commited this crime, and I also blame Medival Fantasy and HydeInDarkness for making me take out my flute and start using it as a club on the Tin Man and using my music stand to torture Dorthy herself!

And of course I blame all of you for getting me stuck in Munchkin Land for good!!!!!!!!!!! I'll drop a house on you all!

I blame you, Purple-black13, for giving me a sudden urge to go buy stiletto ruby slippers!

I blame all of you for failing to realize that I'm female.

that was just pure genious. I could not stop laughing, and i blame you for that!

Hyde In Darkness - I blame you for crossdressing in the gay men's night club that I pretend to own and expecting me to know that you were female while i am laughing with all the gay guys.
Go figure the person who won Drag King that night was actually a female. I should never have cheered you on *tear*.

I also blame you for telling me you are a female. I thought the little pink icon was a lie! We might have had something specal, but no, you have ruined it now!

i blame you for making me kill the Asian mafia and beating up those orphans and eating my damn PRETZEL BAGEL!

I blame you for turning orphans onto the deliciousness of Pretzel Bagels!

I blame HydeInDarkness for blaming IX_DEATH_XI when the blame should have been on him...sorry HERself and not on any other who may accept the blame but may in actual fact be blameless, the absolute bald, barmy bossy biliousness belittling the brave but blameless beauty belies the batty bankrupt bursting bacillus brained barnpot! A belittling cad, desiring extreme festering guilty hellfire - inculpating joy, killing little men, now oedipal probing, questioning, randy students tossing uninvited vixens wildly xenophobic, yelling "Zarathustra!"

-LS

PS: This is what too much beer and coffee do to you!

I blame Letalis Senium for not giving me that 250 quid bottle of Absinthe I've had my eye on this past month. Totally mean-spirited and miserly, but if that bottle of White Lightning is still available I'd love a swig....

I blame you for shocking the monkey.

I blame you for making the monkey fall out of the tree.