If it makes you feel any better, most things think human meat is rancid It's probably all those chemicals most of us eat.

I've heard that! Supposedly human tastes like pork and non-vegetarians or people with a western diet are really salty.

That doesn't make me feel less like a little human macnugget, though.

Usually carnivores like to take a bite first, then realise their efforts are in vain, as we are horrible

Hoooooly crap. Reading this post while listening to "Magic" by Yma Sumac and sitting next to a window with no curtain, at night, has actually brought tears to my eyes. I'm trying sooooo hard not to scream right now. My skin is tingling!

-- Sun May 27, 2012 12:56 am --



Laughing out loud at this post and at where the conversation goes after this.



Who told you that, so I can stay the heck away from them?

It's difficult trying to type while trying to keep hold of my cat, who is apparently going to protect me from the spookies.

Apparently, someone found that out from a tribe who enjoyed "long pig" now and then. (What book was that in? What people? Polynesians? Maybe you can Google it or something. I have a memory like a steel sieve.)

Looks like Polynesian and Maori long pig, according to the great and powerful Google.

Someone being possessed not by a demon or malevolent spirit but just by someone who has died; seeing the person I know talking as this dead person who is possessing them. Or, like in the scariest movie ever "Audrey Rose" where the person is remembering their past life but thinks they actually ARE that past person. So, in short, creepy possession-type situations rather than gruesome or violent ones. Ugh.

My ideal scare has to be heights, Agrophobia (Public fears and social, not my worst, but something I do get nervous of) and fear of real ghosts lurking in the darkness. I'm not scared of the dark, but whatever is lurking beneath the shadows and my mind starts to play tricks on me and builds up fear in me of actually entering a building or area that looks 'scary' or even 'risky'. I'm also prone to jump when I hear a bang or some noise in the dark while sleeping.

Well I haven't posted anything in a while. Haha. This scare might sound a little familiar but waking up in a town where no one knows you, with no money, friends, or family. On top of that, no one wants to talk to you. Loneliness is more terrifying than anything. I'd rather die knowing I made hundreds of mistakes but lived fulfilling at least some of my wishes than dying a bleak death. Why did I just end the idea with dying? *slaps self* Anyway...scary.......

My ideal would be finding out the house where I live has been scene for something morbid and it's now infested with ghosts.
I'm quite obsessed with ghosts in this period because my aunt really scared me with some stories of local ghosts..

I'm not afraid of monsters, spooks or any other odd phenomenon. I'm afraid of humans, scariest damn creature on the planet in my opinion. Being that it's the only one that will happily kill, maim, or cause other types of harm to it's own kind for no real reasons.

Hmmmm......a pleasurable fear for me would be.....riding a fast roller coaster.

(Truth be told I don't enjoy being afraid most of the time, I hate scary movies. I also have never go into haunted houses, because my fight or flight reflex seems to have no "flight" function.)

Being attacked by angry locusts..... this is my ideal scare ~_~ I hate locusts

My ideal scare would likely be a really intense Ouija session where you really can tell that the spirit is indeed interacting with you and perhaps tells you more than you wanted to know. Cue evil laughter - Mwah ha ha ha!

Dude, that is one of the best stories I've heard in a while. Please tell me you've got some more like that, I dig hearing those stories.

As for my own frights, well, waking up to a dark shadowy figure next to my bed again would be one heck of a fright.

Yup, you read that right. Next to my bed AGAIN....

A scare that would really make me paranoid is a harsh scream in the middle of the night, or anything that goes from being complete silence to a loud, incomprehensible noise.