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Colour Sex Test - Somewhat inaccurate, but amusing.

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introvert Phlegethos Joined: September 2002 Posts: 84 Location: ... Gender:	From the Colour Sex Test "Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire." Imagine that. I had no idea I liked perverted sex... _________________ crownofdaisies.org
Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:22 am

dan Malbolge Joined: July 2003 Posts: 255 Location: England Gender:	As the text said that "the colour that predominates your house" (or something) is your favorite colour. I clicked on blue. /div wrote: Blue: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests. But since I mostly wear black, I guess I'm a sadist who takes pleasure in making sadistic sex a fine art, delicately ravaging my partner while torturing them. Indeed. _________________ The blue and the dim and the dark cloths Of night and light and the half light, I would spread the cloths under your feet: But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - W.B. Yeats
Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:44 am

Vivisector Cania Joined: March 2002 Posts: 1563 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Gender:	Well it was pretty damned close for me. _________________ My Music 1.) You lock the target. 2.) You bait the line. 3.) You slowly spread the net. 4.) You catch the man. 5.) ?????? 6.) PROFIT!
Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:37 am

Afraid of Puppies Cania Joined: June 2003 Posts: 1655 Location: Madison, WI Gender:	Blue....woah...that is like, dead on for me.... AoP _________________ Also known a "Puppies the Board Slut," Official Goth.Net Art Critic (Disclaimer) Enjoy your right to be intentionally ridiculous.
Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:55 am

girlno1knows Phlegethos Joined: June 2003 Posts: 87 Location: Concord, Ca Gender:	Heehee dead on. Blue as well. _________________ Merry meet, merry part, 'til we merry meet again......
Wed Dec 31, 2003 9:59 am

Amaranth Maladomini Joined: July 2003 Posts: 546 Location: Yorkshire Gender:	/div wrote: Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification. I'm sophisticated, am I? News to me... _________________ I have nothing to offer except my own confusion.
Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:08 pm

Frogman Malbolge Joined: August 2003 Posts: 408 Location: Australia Gender:	/div wrote: Green: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity. Hmm... no comment.
Wed Dec 31, 2003 3:23 pm

shai'tan Maladomini Joined: August 2002 Posts: 651 Location: Northeast Georgia Gender:	pretty accurate, i have masochistic tendencies, but blue describes me a lot better.
Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:35 am

Creature of Darkness Phlegethos Joined: May 2003 Posts: 89 Location: Ireland Gender:	/div wrote: Red: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. To quote Quagmire (Family Guy) "Ohhhhh right, gingad gingad gingad ging" _________________ fed up of bad spelling or having to copy your entries to word? Then get firefox version 2 here which now has an in built spell checker. Cool or what?
Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:50 pm

disturbed_MSI_mind Cania Joined: July 2003 Posts: 1266 Location: Aylmer Gender:	LOL! nice quote!....gotta love family guy.........the sex test dont work tho....well not for me...... _________________ Facing what consumes you is the only way to be free, released from those poisonous fears.
Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:40 am

Dark Rose Maladomini Joined: January 2003 Posts: 801 Location: Brisbane Australia Gender:	[quote] Red: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. [QUOTE/] What the . . . . ? X) @->--- _________________ @->--- Oh the horror!!! The FUNKY HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:42 pm

Dark Rose Maladomini Joined: January 2003 Posts: 801 Location: Brisbane Australia Gender:	EDIT - I'm sorry - somehow I managed to post twice . . . ??? @->--- _________________ @->--- Oh the horror!!! The FUNKY HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed Jan 07, 2004 9:43 pm

67-1073258116	Black: Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire. =:) That is nothing new to me!
Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:36 pm

77-1074733128	Well, my favorite color is Bergendy, so I suppose that would be a cross between purple and red, whic ends up being a pretty weird description: "Purple: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification." "Red: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware." Truthfully, though, I'm more a cross between blue and yellow.
Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:26 am

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