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 Worst Movies of 2002 - Movies we should avoid at all costs. 
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Lilith wrote:
CloveSmokeCarthargian wrote:
With Jackass, you have to go into the movie understanding there is no plot, then it becomes fucking hilarious. The sheer bombardment of stupidity is enough to make anyone laugh.

Not anyone. I can pretty much say with perfect certainty that I would despise every minute spent in front of that movie.

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What could be more funny than 5 guys running around downtown Tokyo at 2 in the morning dressed as Pandas?

Loads of things.

I don't enjoy movies that are 'bombardments of stupidity'... I see enough of that in real life as it is. Movies are escapism, I want to escape rampant stupidity.


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Hrm, probably because you're much older than myself. But I understand what you mean. However, this is not the stupidity I get every day, I get ignorant stupid, not dumbass stupid. So I guess I find it funny. Oh well.

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Thu Jan 23, 2003 5:13 pm
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Worst films? Don't get me started, when shitty dirctors get their acts together, hell may just freeze over in a flash of light.
Lara Croft-Tomb Raider AWFUL film,
Spiderman was indeed butchered,
8 mile? *wretches* never again.
Final Destination 2 (Was that in 2002?)
Die Another day, saw it on Sky I think, & fell asleep.
Star Wars Episode2? WHAT THE FUCK??? I have never been so amazed that a film could recieve so much hype & be sooooooo fucking dull! it's like 2 hours of a guy being in love with a woman & she spends all of the film denying that she loves him too, & for her only to decide to change her mind at the end & love him! Z) I'M STILL SLEEPING!!!!
Thankfully I never saw rein of fire.
But the most boring film of all time I ever got the misfortune in my entire life to waste my time watching, was back when they did titanic. I know it was way before 2002, but I have to continue to state that was one of the worst ever made.
Dances with wolves? *Shudder* It was so bad I've even forgotten what the plot was.
Jackass was vagely amusing because you see them get hurt sooo much. Seeing morons in pain, priceless. ;P

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Auntie_N wrote:
My only consolation is that the movies out right now look even worse than these ones.

There are a few movies out that look quite interesting, and most of them are Golden Globe winners and Oscar candidates.

Gangs of New York is very very good, and I really wish Daniel Day-Lewis had won the Golden Globe for his role.

PreZ wants to see The Pianist which just won 4 film critics awards.

And I want to see The Hours which won Nicole Kidman her second consecutive Golden Globe after Moulin Rouge last year, playing Virginia Woolf wearing a nose prosthetic that makes her completly unrecognizable in the role.

There's also About Schmidt, also winner of 2 Golden Globes, one best actor for Jack Nicholson, but I'm not sure I want to see that though.

Chicago, also a Golden Globe winner, puts the Broadway musical on the screen, also apparantly very good. The people I know who've seen it have enjoyed it a lot.

Apparantly Adaptation is also quite good. And there are a few others that look interesting as well, like Catch Me If You Can, The 25th Hour, Narc and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind... though these would more be videostore fodder for me rather than paying movie theatre prices.


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Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:01 am
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CloveSmokeCarthargian wrote:
Hrm, probably because you're much older than myself.

Oh the difference a decade makes.

However, I wouldn't have watched Jackass when I was 15 either. I avoided movies like that at that age too. The ones in a similar vein I did see were mainly those that my brothers rented that I had to sit through.


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Orb wrote:
Lara Croft-Tomb Raider AWFUL film,

That wasn't a 2002 film, I'm not sure it was even a 2001 film.

/div wrote:
Final Destination 2 (Was that in 2002?)

Considering it opens here on Jan 31st 2003, I'll say it wasn't.


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